Win a Fast Five Man-Date with Tino!
April 15, 2011 by Just the Tip
Attention all JTT Fans: Enter today for a chance (nay, privilege) to go see the Fast Five with Tino on opening night. If you’ve spent the past decade waiting in earnest for Vin Diesel and The Rock to finally make a movie together, and you consider this to be your symbolical Passion of the Christ, then this man-date is for you. All applicants must submit three sentences in all capitals and no punctuation why they think this movie will be awesome, who would win in a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock, and their opinion as to the state of Nick Cage’s movie career. And yes, three sentences with no punctuation would be one sentence. The winner will be expected to pay for Tino’s movie ticket (don’t be a cheapskate). Serious inquires only.
Check Us Out This Thursday Night at Crash Mansion
April 6, 2011 by Just the Tip
Our Thursday Night Rocks series continues tomorrow night at Crash Mansion, this time with our very special guests The Bayside Tigers. The Tigers are an all-90s cover band who are gaining a ton of steam around NYC, and we expect they’ll fit in nicely with the JTT crowd. Early word on the street is they will be covering Friends Forever by the Zack Attack. Make sure you remind them to play it.
Crash Mansion is downstairs from Soiree at 199 Bowery. Doors are at 7:30pm and the Bayside Tigers start up at 8pm. See you then!
Show Details:
Crash Mansion
199 Bowery St (@ Spring St)
New York, NY
Thursday, April 7th, 2011 @ 8pm (doors 7:30pm)
See the Bayside Tigers on Facebook.
Thursday Night Rocks at Soiree
March 8, 2011 by Just the Tip
Yes, that is us playing with a Shake Weight. I can’t say I’m thrilled that those pictures surfaced but all I can do now is embrace it. Someday, one of our illegitimate children will see these images and his/her life will be irrevocably damaged.
Speaking of which, anyone want to party with the TIP on Thursday night? Our monthly Soiree gig is starting to gain some momentum and we’re psyched for another great Happy Hour. Grab a few of your coworkers and then brace for that awkward moment where you have to tell them the name of the band you’re taking them to be see.
Doors open at 7:30pm and show starts at 8pm. See you then!!
Show Details:
Soiree (formerly BLVD)
199 Bowery St (@ Spring St)
New York, NY
Thursday, March 10th, 2011 @ 8pm (doors 7:30pm)
Wicked Wolf Debut This Friday Night!
February 23, 2011 by Just the Tip
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Our Wicked Wolf debut is this Friday night in Hoboken. If you haven’t heard, this bar is on fire right now and we are psyched for the opportunity to blow it up. They’re looking for a local band to come in and own this place, so come out and help us mark our territory. Screw those shore bands with their spikey hair and black t-shirts!
Wicked Wolf is about 3 blocks from the PATH station. We suggest getting there before 10pm since there is usually a line on the weekends.
Saturday Night at the Fountain House
On Saturday night we’ll be at the Fountain House in Newton, site of some of our best and wildest shows. It’s a great spot right in the heart of Northwestern Jersey, aka God’s Country. Come on out if you’re in the area!
See you then,
JTT
Friday Night Details:
Wicked Wolf Hoboken
120 Sinatra Drive
Hoboken, NJ
Friday, February 25th, 2010
10pm to 2am
Saturday Night Details:
The Fountain House
439 State Route 94 S
Newton, NJ
Saturday February 26th, 2010
9pm to 1am
Hoboken St Patty’s, In All Its Debauched Glory
February 23, 2011 by Just the Tip
Despite Hoboken’s mayor cranking the St Patty’s day fines up to $2K a pop (YIKES!), the people will rage on. Just check out this Craigslist post from a couple of Hoboken guys looking to hire a dwarf for their St Patty’s party.
Dwarf needed for Hoboken St. Patrick’s Day 3-5-11 (Hoboken NJ)
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Date: 2011-02-13, 12:44PM EST
Reply to: gigs-4r9xc-2212372247@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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We are in search of a dwarf to hire for St Patrick’s Day. We will pay $400 for 10 hours. We will provide you with a leprechaun outfit. You will follow us around town and hang out at our house party and pour shots of Jager Bombs down everyone’s throats. We will give you along with the $400 all the booze you want and we will pay any cover charge at the local bars. Please be under 3′ 6″ and be a male. Enjoy getting shit****faced with a bunch of fun Hoboken alcoholics and know how to have a good time. Two years ago our dwarf got laid twice by 2 drunk gals at 1 party, we are inviting them back this year too. This will be the time of your life. Please send resume.Location: Hoboken NJ
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $400 flat
I’m especially curious if the two chicks who nailed the last dwarf realize they are being used as bait to lure in a new one? I’m sure at some point they figured people would get over it, but here we are two years later and it’s now on Craigslist. Behavior like that just doesn’t wash off. And about this resume business – do you think the old dwarf put on his resume that he crushed two girls at St Patty’s while dressed up like a leprechaun? If so, should I be putting stuff like that on my resume?
June 2006 – Branchville, NJ
The Third Base Pub
• Forcibly removed from the premises for not wearing a shirt and peeing beside the pool table.
I’m just kidding… they would never kick me out of the Base. Thanks to Russo for showing me this post.