Jaan-Fest Acoustic Footage

Here’s Eric & Chris running through the Stones’ “Dead Flowers” over the Memorial Day weekend. Even though Todd wasn’t able to join us, the rest of the band was able to realize our dream of playing the Shore at least once in our lifetime. We also discovered that Chad is ridiculously good at Hacky Sack. [...]

People Need to Lay Off ‘Con Air’

I know it’s a running gag to crap on Nick Cage, but I actually enjoy Con Air. I’m a huge fan of any movie where they give you the rundown of all the characters and explain why they’re “the best” at something. Just once I’d love to have that happen to me: Me: “Why do [...]

Continuing With the DUI Theme

Here’s a hilarious video of an old man who doesn’t quite understand the concept of the Breathalyzer. Thanks to Jumbo for the link.

It’s Almost Redneck Season

Things Rednecks are Good At: 1. Growing mustaches. 2. Hating minorities. 3. Making babies. 4. Driving drunk on a lawnmower and getting tasered by the cops. That’s about it. Thanks to Chad for finding this hilarious video.

How Much Do Firemen Make?

According to Just the Tip’s lead singer: a lot. I’ll also go ahead and give myself a pat on the back for a well-placed Billy Baldwin reference. That one’s been in the chamber for a looooong time.