Does Anyone Else Confuse Kurt Russell with Patrick Swayze?

Eric thinks I’m crazy but I get Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze confused all the time. I feel like in the 80′s these two could have been brothers. Every movie they both wore the same super-tight, acid-washed jeans with the tucked-in sleeveless t-shirt and the overgrown mullet. Go back and watch “Road House” and “Big [...]

Underrated Movie of the Week – Striking Distance (1993)

I’ll walk you through a typical band conversation and you’ll see why we always want to kill each other. Fightmaster: Hey what’s the name of that movie with Bruce Willis where he’s the boat cop? Eric: Striking Distance Fightmaster: Yea, you know the one where he’s living on that boat with the chick from Sex [...]

Underrated Movie of the Week: Copland (1997)

How is it that I’ve seen Jurassic Park III about 700 times on basic cable but Copland gets no love? Seriously, TNT needs to pull their shit together. I can only watch Judge Dredd about 15 more times before I might entertain the thought of turning it off. Great ensemble cast of Stallone, Harvey Keitel, [...]

What Happens When You Put Fighty’s Head on Mad Dog’s Body?

You get a flashback to the 1988 classic Willow, without the miserable acting of Val Kilmer. You also get Todd trying to butt into the picture.

Is Anyone Else Weirded Out by Nick Cage’s Hair Helmet?

I watched one of the latest offerings from Nick Cage last night and his hair helmet has now become a total distraction for me, bordering on obsession. Forget the fact that his hair is now darker than it was 10 years ago, or that he’s got the Flowbee-meets-Spaceballs helmet head – the luster is what [...]