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Anyone Out There From Jersey?

December 6, 2011 by  

Anyone Out There From Jersey?

If you are, take a look at this map and tell me it’s not spot on. It elicits a strange feeling in me that is equal parts pride and sadness. I image it to be the same feeling my Dad gets whenever I come home for the weekend.

Calling Other People ‘Douche’ is Fun Until…

December 6, 2011 by  

Calling Other People ‘Douche’ is Fun Until…

Complex Magazine recently posted a hilarious rundown of the 25 Douchiest Bars in NYC. For those of you who don’t live in the area, there are swarms of douches inundating Manhattan, and pretty much the only saving grace is the ability to point out some cheesedick at a bar and say “Look at that douche.” [...]

Can You Get Ring Worm From a Bar Floor?

June 15, 2011 by  

Can You Get Ring Worm From a Bar Floor?

What about tetanus? AIDS? That picture was taken during the 48-hour period when I was hugely into planking. Actually, if I were a Hipster I would say something like: “So, like, about a month ago I was really into planking, but then everyone started doing it so now I don’t plank anymore.” Thanks to Megna [...]

ESPN Writers Are Perverted

June 6, 2011 by  

ESPN Writers Are Perverted

I found this to be mildly inappropriate: Seriously, I’m pretty surprised this was allowed to pass on a Disney site. But then again, lots of famous Disney movies have sexual content hidden in the background. For example in Snow White, one of the 7 Dwarfs has a massive erection for the entire movie. Swear to [...]

We’ve Located Our Email Sign-Up Sheet!

April 28, 2011 by  

We’ve Located Our Email Sign-Up Sheet!

After about a year of finger-pointing and not really looking that hard, we’ve located our email sign-up sheet/binder. Turns out it was in the van the whole time. Upon revisiting the list we immediately realized why we stopped bringing it to shows in the first place. The only people who signed up for our blast [...]