I just found out Eric has quit the Tip, we’ll likely never hear from him again as he’s taken his solo show on the road. Last I heard he was seen in NOLA’s french quarter singing the blues with Hubert Sumlin. If interested in an audition please contact us immediately. We’re looking for a Perry Farrell/Scott Weiland type sans ego.
The TIP will be in the studio this Saturday recording a new four-track demo. Our song choices are closely guarded and will not be revealed beforehand, unless of course you ask Fightmaster because he just can’t keep a secret to save his life. Check back next week and let us know what you think of the new tunes!
As if blow-up dolls didn’t have it hard enough, now they have to be on the lookout for shameless pervs like Eric. Also, those of you alleging that I was the one throwing this naked sex toy in Eric’s face are dreadfully misinformed. How dare you.
Just the Tip’s Chief of Security is a real bear when he doesn’t get his 40 winks, so we make sure not to impede on his slumber.
So here’s a picture of Sloan’s cat taking a dumper. He’s really getting after it, as you can tell. Man, will pooping ever stop being funny? I hope not.